let's do this: make it count, that is

let's do this: make it count, that is

Sunday, April 24, 2011

April 25

Emily says that I have ginger problems.

But that's okay because I know she's just jealous. :)

#GingerProblems Emily and I found... I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.

Trust a ginger like you would a chainsaw. If you don't have a firm grip, it'll kill you.
Your freckles are showing.
I don't even know where to begin on all the
A 'backfire' is too much hair on a gingers back.
"Does your red hair hurt?"
There's a ginger . Ew, get it off.
Don't open the fridge it gives me a sunburn.
I'm applying for sunburn insurance today.
Gingers cast no shadow? Tell me something I don't know.
Be a hero. Kiss a ginger today.
When all else fails, blame the Ginger. . Okay. This ALWAYS happens.
You know a gingers robbed your house when all your mirrors are cracked. . OFFENDED.
Stop counting my freckles.
Look! You're not a ginger anymore.
Are you going to be washing my arm after you're done 'Connecting the dots'?
When life gives you lemons, make ginger ale.
Being so pale my hair gets sunburnt.
I get free high fives. To the face.
No, I'm not a ghost.
Being ginger is like being the black jelly bean.
Gingers are people too.
Never knowing where your skin stops and your socks begin.
What's red, white, and blue? A ginger that lost the fight.
Wearing gloves while eating white foods so I don't eat myself.

And then I found my favorites. :)

At least my eyes are blue.
Being ginger is a privilege, not a right.
Gingers are love and love is real.
Strawberry blonde is an inside job.

-Sj*


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