Today I went "running" with Annie. Yes, those quotes are there for a reason. Tonight's running went something like run, massage cramp, lean against the stroller, massage cramp, run, walk, massage cramp. Meaning? I need nine personal trainers. If you know me, you know that I'm not very athletic. If you really know me, you probably just laughed at that statement. Saying that I'm "not very athletic" is like saying Mariah Carey can sing. A drastic understatement. I don't have one athletic bone in my body. I probably have as much athleticism in my whole body as Federer has in his little pinky... nail. IF that. I am so not athletic, it's embarrassing. So this summer, I want to get more in shape... Please stop laughing. I know I've said this before but I mean it this time! (Hopefully.) Being a sophomore and not being able to do even a couple of push-ups is not okay. This needs to change NOW! You know what I really want right now? Jonny Rocket's cheese fries. As you can see, the whole work-out thing is going to need some encouragement... Right now the brownies in the kitchen are calling my name. Goodgracioushelpmenow. -Sj*
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